This is taken directly from Likera.com. The (added blue and bold parenthesis) are my own personal interjections (AKA Pantyhose King Breakdowns)
I bet nobody will object that smooth clothes (e.g. nylon, latex stockings, pantyhose, etc) feels much better on hairless legs than on hairy ones. The FAQ posted is this leg shaving and how to tell you wife, friends in the gym, etc.
Let’s begin with the gym.
My personal experience shows that nobody notices and nobody cares. Unless there is a person who is “in the theme” (AKA they shave/wear too). Also, it’s common for sportsmen to get rid of body hair. (Ronaldo, anyone?)
That’s right guys: Ronaldo not only shaves, but wears pantyhose too. That is progress!
How do you tell your wife? If she’s not “in the theme” (AKA shaving freaks her/him out) and does not know about your wearing pantyhose, here’s a list of my real reasons:
-My hair itches, my skin is very sensitive, this is one of the reason I wear pantyhose 24×7 (AKA ” I shave to prevent folliculitis”, if you wanna sound fancy).
-Aesthetically I hate hairy legs, they look dirty (AKA I feel the same way a lady might feel if she lets her armpit/leg hair/pubic hair grow. Also, if back hair is undesirable why can’t leg hair be?).
-Clothes (especially the clothes, associated with sport and especially fetish) pinch and pull the hair (AKA form fitting clothes and leg hair do not mix).
-Often hair grows under the skin (AKA I can’t see where it’s ingrown if I have a ton of hair blocking it. This one is pretty weak though; use as a last ditch effort).
Other reasons, that may work for you:
-Hair is not compatible with sport associated with speed and naked skin, everybody removed their hair, I’m the last one. (AKA peer pressure).
-Just wanted to try what it looks/feels like, what do you think? (AKA experimenting is fun).
-I lost a bet (AKA if I did not shave my legs I would have to pay money/be called a pussy/whatever excuse you might use that could apply to you).
Jake Gyllenhaal is doing my own personal favorite look: full beard, smooth legs.
Any other reasons?
(How about a big one: Reality. It’s leg hair, not infidelity. Your significant other should be able to tolerate your keeping your own body hair in the manner you see fit. If they cannot tolerate it, perhaps it’s time to lose both the leg hair and the significant other).
Do you have any other good examples to list? Email me at email@example.com with your ideas!